Margaritas & Daiquiris
For that cool relax feel in the summer you get yourself a Margarita, sip slow & just chill. However, don’t you dare have an umbrella in your drink, if I need to explain why, then you’re too far gone to save anyhow. Females LOVE frozen drinks, men love females, men buy frozen drinks for females, females tell men to try frozen drinks, men drink frozen drinks. Simple enough right? These drinks are for head on a hot day with the AC blasting & one sock on. Smoove shit. Yes that’s smoove with a v.
All in all alcohol is amazing; I mean most of us are probably byproducts of drunken sex in the 80’s. Don’t be that friend who drinks & wants to be all organized; you won’t get a 2nd invite. Rink irresponsibly but nothing is more irresponsible than arguing with strangers, that’s relegated for unemployed designated drivers who need the money to get the newest Jordans. Don’t be sober.
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