Drinking Lessons from the Best Bars in America
When Ordering Your Second-to-Last Drink…
1. “Water, please.”
2. Drink water.
3. “Another bourbon.”
4. Drink water.
5. Sip bourbon.
6. Drink water.
When You Need to Weep Discreetly
1. Order martini.
2. Say that you forgot you were allergic to vermouth. “Damn vermouth.” 3. Weep.
Or
1. Order martini.
2. Spill martini on your face so that tears are masked by gin.
3. Weep.
Or
1. Order martini.
2. Bring tablet computer extremely close to face. “Checking my e-mails.” 3. Weep.