Donald Trump publicly responded to an unconfirmed intelligence dossier that alleged he had been compromised by the Russian government and was recorded engaging in sexual acts with prostitutes involving urine. Though there were far more serious allegations in the report—like that the Russian government has been “cultivating, supporting, and assisting” Trump for years—Twitter decided to run with the pee pee jokes.
BREAKING: R. Kelly confirmed to perform at inauguration.
Performers for Trump’s Inauguration…
– Jackie Evancho
– R. Kelly
– Scott Baio
– 5 Russian hookers on a bed
– Satan
– Tammy Lauren
Well, R. Kelly saw the jokes floating around and responded last night.
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But here’s the question: Did R. Kelly not get the joke and think he actually had to respond to these rumors that he would be playing? Or was he in on the joke? The latter would explain the urine-colored background of his tweet. Or maybe he just appreciates a vibrant background color for his social media presence.
Either way, Donald Trump will have to find that soft sensual vibe for his big day elsewhere.
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