You Should Never Wait in Line for a Bar. Ever.

An exciting new bar opened up near my place in Cambridge earlier this month. It’s a combination video game arcade, food truck-style grilled-cheese counter, and craft cocktail bar where everything costs under $1. You’re given a sumptuous bathrobe to wear as soon as you walk in. Beyoncé and Jon Hamm are both hanging out, and they want you to come sit at their table with every good dog you’ve ever known, who are all so happy to see you. I’m making my best guess on those last selling points, but every time I walk by there’s a line down the block of people waiting to get in—in Massachusetts, in February—so I can only assume.