Blame it on the Alcohol

Whiskey

Couple whiskey with the right cigar & you will swear you’re about to take over the planet. Usually for the captains of the underworld & bosses of bosses, you will find your liver in the shape of a prune in 3 weeks & your voice hoarse in about 4. There is absolutely no way you can pull out while drinking Whiskey because again, you have a feeling of invincibility & believe you are above such pettiness like pulling out. Grown ass man liquor.

Rum 

Reserved for college students & stressed adults. You need a quick fix on a bad money day? Rum is the answer. Ron Barcardi provides the answers to all your problems but buyer beware, you are more likely to perform lewd acts in public & have no recollection of them in the morning 

 E&J Brandy (“Erk&Jerk” “Esus Jesus” and many other names)

The starter kit for all future alcoholics. When the Cash Money motto was to drink til you throw up, E&J is what was IT. Cheap, effective & strong, your first 3 chest hairs are courtesy of E&J. You more than likely called Earl (vomited for those not familiar with Earl) a few times while on that E&J. The right of passage liquor.

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