Marie Claire UK recently quoted Taylor with saying, “It’s not my fault if someone gets into a relationship with me and then cheats and I write a song about it.”
As a writer, I understand the need to express my thoughts creatively. Over the years, I have come up with some joking nicknames for my exes that I feel others might relate to. Please, help yourself.
Palm Pilot
This is the boyfriend I thought was the latest and greatest thing at the time, and I couldn’t possibly imagine something better. But I’d look pretty stupid now if I were still walking around with it.
Cilantro
Everyone has an opinion on cilantro. They either love it or they hate it, but I’ve never met anyone who was indifferent to it. Moral of the story; I developed an aversion to cilantro.
The Goldfish
The boyfriend who always was there and I just took for granted. And one day, there he was, just floating lifeless at the top of my bowl, so I had to say goodbye.
O.J.’s Glove
Didn’t fit.
The Knockoff
I had everyone convinced this was a very expensive article of clothing. But it was slowly unraveling underneath because it was never the quality of Chanel.
Britney
Oh man, so much potential here. But just ended up a disaster.