Grey Goose
Don’t do it. Please don’t do it. You will wake up with a headache, have sex until you fall asleep because of your inability to ejaculate. The bottle just looks nice in the club. No function, all fashion. I hate Grey Goose.
Beer
On a scorching hot summer day at the beach, not much is better than female watching & drinking a cold brew of your choice. Got the fellas over for a game or you hit a local bar/pub to watch it with some wings & cold one, it’s the American way. However, if you drink a beer as means of getting right on a Saturday night all you think about is “why am I drinking beer on my Saturday night?”
This nonsense will have you in the bathroom 18 times before you even feel a buzz. If a female prefers beer, just presume she will use your socks to pad her bra. The sex is bland & you might end up like Big Ben in a bar patrolling bathroom stalls. Not cool.
Wine
The working woman’s drink of choice. Ever hear a lady say “This day was…., need some wine to unwind.” It’s acceptable for men to drink wine with dinner but other than that I’m sure there’s a man law that prohibits men from frolicking with a bottle of Chardonnay while playing the front stoop. Women who drink wine daily are more prone to love making as opposed to emotionless sex. They usually turn into stalkers that will claim you in public when you don’t even claim them in private. Temporary delusion but they still keep it cute. That’s wine.